Here's another thing about Chicago . . . we don't know
this fellow from Adam; he's just sitting there fishing,
but he waves us a hearty hello as we pass by just to be
nice. Chicagoans are all friendly and helpful.
If you ever want to start a general panel discussion,
just get on any city bus and ask any person near you,
but loud enough that everyone else around you can
hear, "What's the best way to get to ____?," and name
a location in the city. I guarantee that before you get
off, the entire bus will be engaged in a friendly
roundtable debate that will not only include directions,
but what are the good places to eat nearby when you
get there, and what you should order, as well as, how
much it will cost. Just be sure that your ride-time is
long enough to stay for the entire discourse!